I'm joined today by Pirate Kitty, beloved First Mate of author Etta Jean whose steamy fantasy novel "Chronicle of Summer" was released on Valentine's Day. Read Pirate Kitty's Exploits below and then take a peek at what Etta Jean has been up to.
Captain's Log 05 May
2013
The Admiral be up to something mighty strange. She's taken
everything in our base and put it into boxes. The boys like the boxes for the
way they make climbing easy, but I'm a cave girl myself. The Admiral has been
unhappy with the boxes she made—you got me as to why—but me Admiral is a plucky
gal with much determination. She'll make it right.
Captain's Log 27
November 2013
What the hell?! Over the last week, me and the boys have
watched the Admiral put every last item into boxes. This very morning, she even
tore down the humming machine that she's always meddling with. Seemed like a
regular day at first. She and the Skipper went off to wherever it is they go
during the day, and me and the boys got down to our normal routine of pillaging
and napping. I finally killed that rascally stuff rabbit and got it up the
stairs. Sucker was bigger'n Yello' Bastian; I'd get goodies for sure.
When the Admiral and Skipper returned to base, they got to work. All those boxes? Lined up in neat
rows. Dark Smudge sulked over losing his perch, and Yello' Bastian hid.
Something began to be familiar to me and Black Hawk, and we merely watched and
waited. Some of the boxes were taken out and put in the metal ships. Fluffy
blankets and pillows went too. The humming machines went into the Admiral's
metal ship. I watched and waited intently from my hidden spot amid the small
boxes. My tail twitched against my will as the Admiral came upstairs with a
familiar carrying case. It was my
case. My lovely leather nap spot with its pink and brown colors and squishy
bedding. She put it down and walked away and I just couldn't resist going
inside for a quick nap.
Oooh! Damn her and her human reflexes and opposable thumb!
She snapped the door shut and zipped me inside. As I glared through the mesh of
my portable prison, I saw me boys go running for their lives. Black Hawk was
nabbed on the stairs and put into another prison. He didn't bother to complain;
he just looked at me and we sighed. It isn't always good to be right.
I know not how the Admiral caught Dark Smudge and Yello'
Bastian, but I heard the cat-erwauling, and the Admiral was sporting some new
claw marks as she returned down the stairs. She stuffed Bastian in me with
(thanks, for that!) and put Smudge in with Hawk. She hefted both prisons to
cart us downstairs, and even the cranky kits had to be impressed. Humans are
often such weak creatures we forget our Admiral can do anything.
Our prisons were put into the metal ship, and she set us
sailing down the concrete sea. Yello' Bastian and Dark Smudge put up the
wailingest of noises; Bastian has never been in a metal ship other than to go
to the doc, and Smudge just doesn't like it. The Admiral started talking and
singing to them to calm them down, and even the 'fraidy brat mellowed. We love
the Admiral's voice.
It seemed forever until the ship was docking inside a wholly
new place. It looked like the cargo bay of our old base, but it was empty and
clean. The surroundings were not familiar. The Skipper arrived right behind us,
and she carried one prison while the Admiral carried the other. They brought us
inside the main building, and I knew at once that we had a new base. It smelled
of the Admiral and Skipper already, and I could recognize some scents from our
allies. It felt big and empty, and none of the boxes were there yet. Our
prisons were set down in the middle of a sea of tan puff floor, and the doors
were opened. None of us wanted to move but finally I took charge. I was the
captain. It was my duty to go first. I stepped out onto the puff, and the lure
of the new base beckoned. A whole new adventure had arrived.
And, speaking of adventure:
It has been nine years for Lucksphere. A devastating battle that shattered millennia of beliefs looms in the past. Magi are confused, the Black Magi Elite are in hiding, and Chronicles are still murdered on discovery. Yet a secret hides within the sheltering arms of the world. A secret that the Elite will literally kill to find and the Dragons are rushing to find first:
Tariah and Morgan Chronis are not the only Chronicles who have made it past puberty.
The four Chronicle children that Morgan sent away for safety are now becoming adults. Kelsey Renaire is a fiery Master Weaponsmith with often more sass than sense. Roman Arequo is an aloof and airy farmer who dabbles in glass carving. C.J. Daragon is a gentle weaver who creates beauty from soil and sand. Jayda Lakemore is a gifted doctor whose watery talents mend all but the most terminal injuries. Secretly living as Master Magi, all have felt isolated from their peers. All have suspected there might be something more to their power.
None of them know what destiny lays in front of them.
As the Elite rise again and strike out in ways that threaten to tear the land to pieces, the six Chronicles of Lucksphere and their Furies are going to have to join forces and fight not only for their right to live, but for the rights of the Magi and Kin as well. If they don't work fast, this summer will be last for Lucksphere.
Will love finally defeat hate?
Bio:
Etta Jean was born in Sacramento, California and destined
from birth to be a bard. She told tall tales while devouring the creative
worlds of others until she finally had to create her own. She has seen both
good and evil in her life, and her stories, like life, have no half measures.
Her happy endings never come without cost, though, for she truly believes we
can't appreciate the good and the joy without the bad and the pain along the
way. Her current haunt is a comfy house in her beloved hometown where she
wrangles three feline fur-kids while constantly overbooking her calendar. If
she's not chained to her desk, she's stomping through the scenery in search of
equally fantastical photographs.
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I'm having so much fun telling my Pirate Patches' tales. Hehe! Thanks for giving me a spotlight for them!
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